oh-sweet-pea:

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Oh shit it worked

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex)

schlgrl:

tell me i look cute with your cum on my face (✿◕‿◕)